Here's a nice little dialogue: Allow Me To Introduce Hank...
It certainly makes me want to go around door to door and try and convert people to kissing Hank's butt! After all, if you do, he'll give you a million dollars - and if you don't, he'll kick the crap out of you! You have everything to gain and nothing to lose!
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Yawn. Simply whorizontal. Lissen to wisdom to wiseabove. You very well what you'll do in time, don't you? YOU-SHALL-CROAK... as shall I. Everyone on the face of God's-green-earth... dead. kick-the-bucket. croaked. But, yet!! O poor, poor Yorick!! It doesn't end there! O no!! While your body decomposes amid grubs and mold, your indelible soul ascends after three days to be Divinely Judged on what YOU have accomplished in your finite existence by Jesus --- So, lemme give you a heads-up to save your soul from a lengthy time in Purgatory. We wrote FOUR!! blogs which tell of the exxxcitement of Heaven; we ROTE {theeyebeam} to show a true story about sex in Heaven after we croak. C'mon, people. The Liar's a deceiver: absolutely no sex in Hell amid the flames, yet, puh-lenty of sex Upstairs for the length and breadth of eternity. God bless you. Meet me Upstairs.
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